The Doctor Who (5) is sent by the Time Lords to 13th Century England where the King is reported to be selling pirate DVDs of Doctor Who (3) story The Daemons on eBay. He gets there only to find that Inspector Watt off of Z Cars, and those "get a free pen with your life assurance" ads on telly for old people smelling of wee, is already on the case. Checking the King's copy of the Radio Times, the Doctor Who spots that the ridiculously named Sir Gilles Estram is an anagram of Master Lies Girls!!! The Doctor Who swiftly builds a Kamelion Arch to destroy the Master's mind before setting off for new adventures.
*Sometimes erroneously remembered as The King's Daemons
Archivist: Suthers
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Suthers has watched the Doctor Who since 1928. His favourite episode was The Doctor Who and the Rose where D.H. Lawrence (DHL) delivered a classic loosely based on Lady Chatterbox.
Monstrously deformed, Garr remains at his remote Irish retreat where he and his captives enjoy endless marathons of The Doctor Who Space Detective and the music of Count John McCormack.
Half human, half lost library and half automaton, Ogronic lurks in shadowy corners peering in keyholes. Next time you find a cup stuck to a wall, you'll know he has been listening in.
A more recent scholar of The Doctor Who (only discovering it in 1962), Brainiac Nutjob enjoys sounds and feels. If someone whispers your name on the wind, it's not him.
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Many early tales of the Doctor Who, a traveller in the fourth dimension, were wiped or recorded over by the BBC or sent to places like Zimbabwe or New Zealand. Thankfully, some scholars of Whovianity, as it is known, have used their powers of memory to cobble together a lovingly crafted archive of lost or forgotten episodes to ensure a true record is preserved.
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Suthers has watched the Doctor Who since 1928. His favourite episode was The Doctor Who and the Rose where D.H. Lawrence (DHL) delivered a classic loosely based on Lady Chatterbox.Monstrously deformed, Garr remains at his remote Irish retreat where he and his captives enjoy endless marathons of The Doctor Who Space Detective and the music of Count John McCormack.Half human, half lost library and half automaton, Ogronic lurks in shadowy corners peering in keyholes. Next time you find a cup stuck to a wall, you'll know he has been listening in.A more recent scholar of The Doctor Who (only discovering it in 1962), Brainiac Nutjob enjoys sounds and feels. If someone whispers your name on the wind, it's not him.Who is this Doctor Who of whom you speak?
He is like fire and ice and the steam from the melted ice. He is biscuits and the eater of those biscuits. He is rage and the storm at the heart of The Sun and the page three in that copy of The Sun. He is both the bus and the bus fare. He is the hot water bottle and the water inside that hot water bottle that is also hot. He is ancient forever like a Justified Ancient of Mumu. He's got a bike, you can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good. He also knows a mouse that hasn't got a house. I don't know why he calls him Gerald. He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
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The Doctor Who is enjoyed by audiences of all ages. However, the programme has never been afraid to explore risque and downright naughty issues, as far as we can remember, and so our archives may not always be suitable for children or those of a nervous disposition.
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- The Doctor Who and the Daleks
- Doctor Who and the Terrifying Terror of the Macra ...
- The Tipton Testament
- The Doctor Who and the Castrovalvas
- Doctor Who and the Dalek Courtesy Visit to the Earth
- Doctor Who and the 'Chase Me' Daleks
- Proving Grounds
- Adventure of the Lion Cubs
- The Two Doctor Whos
- The Seeds of Deathly Doom
- The Five Doctor Whos
- The Celestial Toymaker
- Pyramids of Garr's
- The Keeper of Traken
- The Seeds of Deathly Doom
- The Seeds of Doomly Death
- The Planet of the Massive Scary Spiders
- Mission to the Unknownest Planet of Unknown
- The Monstrous Monster of Pelhamadon One Two Three
- Doctor Who versus the District Nurse.
- The Evil of the Daleks
- The RibOS Operation
- Doctor Who and Father DeleTed
- MeglOS
- All Teachers Great And Small
- Doctor Who and the Resurrection of the Chumblies
- Doctor Who and the Planet of the Potatoes
- Another Man's Shoes
- Doctor Who and the 34 Doctors
- Doctor Who and the Z-Cars X-Rays of E-Space on eBay*
- Doctor Who and the Planet of the Deaf
- Doctor Who and the Tenth Planet
- Doctor Who and the Carryonites
- Doctor Who and the Web 2.0 Planet
- Doctor Who and the Moonbase of Doom
- You Ain't Seen Nothing Yeti
- Doctor Who and the Tautology of the Time Lords
- Doctor Who and the Two-Jagsrafess
- Doctor Who and the Two Ranis
- Doctor Who and the Riddle of Galaxy Five*
- Doctor Who meets Terry and Judoon
- Doctor Who and the (C)Rap Planet Innit
- Doctor Who and the Black Orchid
- Doctor Who and the Log Police
- Doctor Who and the Bottles of Hastings
- Doctor Who and the Remembering of the Daleks
- Doctor Who and Till Death To The Daleks Us Do Part
- Doctor Who and the Rose
- Doctor Who and the Army of Dads
- Turlough's Luck - Spin Off
- Doctor Who and the Moan Base
- Doctor Who Wants To Be a Gillianaire
- Doctor Who and the Trouble on the Brig
- Doctor Who and the Cave of Numbskulls
- The Rise and Fall of Reginald Wirrn
- Doctor Who and the Gay Of The Daleks
- Doctor Who and the Peril of the Dwindling Fish Stocks
- Doctor Who and the Daleksia of the Dyslex
- Doctor Who and The Pirate Planet
- Doctor Who and The Irate Planet
- Last of the Time Spanks
- Chumbley
- The Slipper and the Rose
- Ass Reunion ...or something.
- Nude Earth
- Scottish Bad Wolf
- Dalek
- Trod
- Holby City of Death
- Doctor Who and the Croutons
- Doctor Who and the Thai Meddler
- Drags On A Bit Fire
- The Dirty, Flirty and Bertie Patrol
- The End of Credulity
- The Doctor Who and the Planet of the S***e Posts
- Doctor Who and the Water Board of Mars
- The Doctor Who on the Planet of the Not So Hot Chicks
- The Doctor Who and the 4,5,6.
- The Doctor Who and the Return of the Attack of the...
- The Doctor Who and the Children of Gallifrey
- The Doctor Who and the Children of Gallifrey - Day...
- The 4,5,6, in Up in Smoke (spinoff)
- The Doctor Who and the Children of Gallifrey - Day...
- Doctor Who and the Anomalies of the Grand
- The Christmas of the Damned
- Snaky Dance
- Galaxy 4
- Mission to the Unknownest Planet of Unknown
- The John and Gillian Adventures (Spin-off)
- The Evil Face of the Face of Evil or The Day God's...
- Death To Them Daleks
- Doctor Who and the Caber Tosser
- Planet of Firey Fire Planets
- Tribulations of a Timelad - One to Four
- Attack of the Cyberlads or Who Deleted All the Pies.
- Doctor Who and the Bumfighters
- Doctor Who and the Worriers of the Deep
- Midnighty
- Earthshocky
- Doctor Who and the Reindeer of Death
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