The Doctor Who and the Castrovalvas

Doctor Who's fifth incarnation gets off to a very bad start when he accidentally lands the Tardis in the middle of an Escher painting. After lounging about in the Tardis's Hero-to-Zero Room, he spends hours running up and down never-ending staircases rather than the customary corridors authorised by the BBC. Luckily Doctor Who is still very good at anagrams and, thanks to the Radio Times cast list, realises that a strange man in a funny hat is actually The Master. Adric acts the buffoon, as ever, getting stuck in a spider's web, but unfortunately manages to get free.

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