Doctor Who and the 34 Doctors

Doctor Who (14), Doctor Who (6), Doctor Who (2) and Doctor Who (17) are drawn off course in their respective Tardises by a powerful force. They arrive together on the planet Spijworp to find that Doctor Who (15), Doctor Who (1), Doctor Who (20), Doctor Who (30), Doctor Who (11), Doctor Who (24), Doctor Who (16) and Doctor Who (21) are waiting patiently for them. The Doctor Whos (14, 6, 2, 17, 15, 1, 20, 30, 11, 24, and 21) are busy chatting dandy-clown-type nonsense when Doctor Who (16) dramatically calls for silence. He's picked up distress calls from Doctor Who (7), Doctor Who (25) and Doctor Who (8). The situation is further complicated because Doctor Who (33), Doctor Who (29), Doctor Who (34), Doctor Who (31) and Doctor Who (4) are also trying to get through, having become stuck in jams in the space-time continuum. Luckily Doctor Who (19) arrives at that moment with the Keyring of Vishtoo which immediately unlocks the galactic gridlock. While waiting for their trapped selves, Doctor Who (28), Doctor Who (10), Doctor Who (22), Doctor Who (32), Doctor Who (9) and Doctor Who (3) also drop in, having spotted the cosmic hoo-hah. Suddenly a voice booms from the time-space visualiser. It is Doctor Who (27) calling from Gallifrey. With Doctor Who (12), Doctor Who (18), Doctor Who (23), Doctor Who (26), Doctor Who (13) and Doctor Who (5) by his side, he tells them it is all a false alarm and everything is tickety-boo. The Doctor Whos (14, 6, 2, 17, 15, 1, 20 ... oh soddit).

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