In this absolutely unprecedented story, proof is presented that the Doctor Who (12) is most definitely going to die, and not just regenerate but die the proper normal way. Prophecies, time travelly predestination, ominous songs, flashing neon signs and repeated promising from Stefan Moffitt all indicate that Doctor Twelve is seriously going to Super Die Forever Plus (TM). At one point the Doctor Who (13) even shows up and confirms it. To quote, "Ah yes, I remember when I died forever and ever and never came back in any way shape or form. It was horrible." How could The Doctor Who possibly get out of this one?
Archivist: Braniac Nutjob
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Suthers has watched the Doctor Who since 1928. His favourite episode was The Doctor Who and the Rose where D.H. Lawrence (DHL) delivered a classic loosely based on Lady Chatterbox.
Monstrously deformed, Garr remains at his remote Irish retreat where he and his captives enjoy endless marathons of The Doctor Who Space Detective and the music of Count John McCormack.
Half human, half lost library and half automaton, Ogronic lurks in shadowy corners peering in keyholes. Next time you find a cup stuck to a wall, you'll know he has been listening in.
A more recent scholar of The Doctor Who (only discovering it in 1962), Brainiac Nutjob enjoys sounds and feels. If someone whispers your name on the wind, it's not him.The Stats-o-tron
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