The Doctor Who the seventh challenges his old friends the Daleks to appear on popular quiz show Bullseye with Jim Bowen but they look in the TV Times and immediately fall in love with a sexy dustbin on a rival quiz show 3-2-1. So Ted Rogers gives Doctor Who two fingers, or three in fact, and the Daleks go in for 3-2-1 and win a car and a holiday but, best of all, their very own Dusty Bin which they take back to Skaro and bonk senseless. Jim Bowen tells them "Look at what you could of won" and gets the Clangermen on Bullseye instead.
Archivist: Suthers
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Suthers has watched the Doctor Who since 1928. His favourite episode was The Doctor Who and the Rose where D.H. Lawrence (DHL) delivered a classic loosely based on Lady Chatterbox.
Monstrously deformed, Garr remains at his remote Irish retreat where he and his captives enjoy endless marathons of The Doctor Who Space Detective and the music of Count John McCormack.
Half human, half lost library and half automaton, Ogronic lurks in shadowy corners peering in keyholes. Next time you find a cup stuck to a wall, you'll know he has been listening in.
A more recent scholar of The Doctor Who (only discovering it in 1962), Brainiac Nutjob enjoys sounds and feels. If someone whispers your name on the wind, it's not him.The Stats-o-tron
Look how many researchers have already been aided by the ceaseless endeavours of our archivists who never sleep.
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