Showing posts with label Doctor One. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Doctor One. Show all posts

The Doctor Who lands in a spot of bother

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"Oh no, John! He's coming back for more. He's the biggest monster of all." The Jimmy Savile scandal engulfing the BBC...

The Doctor Who and the Umpteenth Bloody Retcon

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The Doctor Who (1) and Susan are talking to irritatingly nosey schoolteachers Ian and Barbara in a junkyard when The Doctor Who (8), sportin...

Mission to the Unknownest Planet of the Unknown

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(William Hartnell and popular game-show host Bagpuss chatting backstage at Children in Need - 1965) The Doctor Who doesn't even bother t...

Doctor Who and the Bumfighters

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(Featuring the Beast of Steven) The Doctor Who the first is more crochety than usual thanks to toothache. He can't find an NHS dentist...

Galaxy 4

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Doctor Who gets tired of Galaxy 3 so he drops in next door to discover a troop of delightful young ladies along with charming Chumblies, ras...

Trod

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Now the Doctor Who the first gets summoned over the space-time visualiser by alien collector Henry van Winkle of UTube, Arizona. It is like ...

Doctor Who and the Cave of Numbskulls

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Crochety the Doctor Who the first whisks Ian and Hanna-Barbara from Slag Heap School off into the vortex. Ian is still skeptical so the silv...

Doctor Who and the Trouble on the Brig

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The Doctor Who the third gets an emergency call from UNIT. The Brigadier has started behaving oddly, cross-dressing and shaving his legs. No...

Doctor Who and the Bottles of Hastings

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Crochety the Doctor Who the first rebukes Steven and Vicki for their constant partying which have left the Tardis cocktail cabinet dry. He s...

Doctor Who and the Web 2.0 Planet

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The Doctor Who the first returns to Vortis to find the insect lowlife busy building applications for a new idea called the Intergnat. (They ...

Doctor Who and the Carryonites

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The Doctor Who the first takes Ian, Barbara, John and Gillian to ancient Rome for a history lesson, only the stupid Romans don't realise...

Doctor Who and the Tenth Planet

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John and Gillian are being a nuisance once again, the little brats, so the Doctor Who the first offers to build them a snowman. He takes the...

Doctor Who and the Planet of the Potatoes

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The Doctor Who the first lands on a peculiar world which appears devoid of life other than a few green plants. Susan trips on one of the pla...

All Teachers Great And Small

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The Doctor Who the first confesses to Barbara that he has a problem, telling her "Honey, I shrunk the Tardis." She rewards him wit...

The Celestial Toymaker

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Diana and Dodo discover that the Doctor Who has imprisoned two young children, John and Gillian, in his private quarters at the heart of the...

The Five Doctor Whos

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A powerful force takes five early Doctor Whos out of the time stream, forgetting that there are actually millions of Doctor Whos around, or ...

Doctor Who and the 'Chase Me' Daleks

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The Doctor Who catches Ian and Barbara looking for history porn on the time-space visualiser. Rebuking them in his characteristically croche...

Doctor Who and the Dalek Courtesy Visit to the Earth

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The Doctor Who, in his original crochety form, arrives back on Earth and finds that his old friends the Daleks are paying a courtesy visit. ...

Doctor Who and the Terrifying Terror of the Macra Terror

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Fed up with facing danger, the Doctor Who invites his companions to join him in a restful break at Butlins. Everything seems to be going swi...

The Doctor Who and the Daleks

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Doctor Who invites the nosy teachers to meet his old friend Davros, king of the Daleks, on Skaro. They leave the Tardis as the needle on the...