|Who broke my window? There will be consequences.|
Madame Vacuous: "What are you rambling on about? You must be executed."
Jack: "But I know the secret of the Doctor Who. Even though I have never met him. He has a secret love for muffins. It is discovered."
Madame Vacuous: "Then you must be saved."
Jack: "Hang on, I know his name too . . ."
Madame Vacuous: "I must organise a conference call at once. It will give the Moff a chance to re-use his tedious desktop-theme joke."
Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far away
Commander Potato Head: "Are you looking at my pint?"
Stereotypical Scotsman: "Aye. And what are you gonna do aboot it? I'll gi ye a Glaswegian handshake."
Meanwhile in a Tardis far far away
Doctor Who: "So Clara. What can you possibly be?"
Clara: "Oh, I'm the impossible girl, Doctor Who."
Doctor Who: "I thought so. Tell you what, let's go to Trenzalore for a holiday. That will sort you out. But first I must sit down and have a little cry."
Spot of sobbing. They step out of the Tardis.
Doctor Who. "I remember when this was all fields."
Muffin Men: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!