Who broke my window? There will be consequences. Jack the Tripper:   (In silly, deep voice)  "Have you seen the Muffin Man, the Muf...

A rift in the time thing causes The Doctor Who the fourth slip through the rift in the time thing and meet a lady/girl thi...

  (pictured above: envelope pushing imagery) On the planet Panto, The Doctor Who and Clara McPerky enjoy jolly japes i...

(Pictured above: ooh, she’s got a big one) Named after a Caribbean river so as to make the title a play on words, which is popular with...

This already-classic Steven Moffat episode consists of The Doctor Who determining that numerous events from the Davies seasons never occurre...

(Pictured - River Song at The Burning Man Festival) On the astral peninsula that is Moffat's Peak, in the wooded land of Whispering Wond...

( "Das Doctor Who, you give Johnny das kisses now, Ja?" ) The Dreamlord traps The Doctor Who in a decadent slash fiction Weimar Re...

(Pictured, Abigail in full song.) “Please The Doctor Who, I’m tired and weak and I must return to my chamber,” says Abigail. “Ah, give ...

"..and then the Doctor Who says: 'Get out of my Tardis you baked old bat. Back to the Amazon with you, Jo Grant'. Credits roll....

Above: The Doctor Who - just before the savage outburst. All the monsters and families are having a lovely time listening to Mr. Gold's ...

The Doctor Who gets a call on the Space Time Visualiser from River Song inviting him to a mid-summer rave at Stonehenge. "Promise there...

Left: Type 40 - Kaput! Two Gallifreyan TARDIS designers in overalls hold hot mugs of tea and scratch their noses as the...

The Doctor Who may have changed his persona but his underlying perversity is beginning to rear its ugly head again. In his wickedness, and o...

The Vincent van Gogh is hearing things. Awful things that no one else can hear. He hears the evil music of Athlete, Coldplay, Snow Patrol an...

The Doctor Who is called back to Wales. But it's not the rift. It's the Kumars at No. 42, the world's smallest mining company, w...

The Doctor Who and Rory are slumped on the sofa next to Amy, knocking back lagers, swapping knob gags and watching the telly. Amy, several m...

Look out Amy, it's the Bog Standard! The Doctor Who meets some bog standard monsters with a fairly bog standard plan and it's all qu...

Pictured above: "Oh, for f**k's sake" Three weeping angels have a head to head about what to do next... AGNES: Right girls, th...

(Why not drop down to our Dalek showroom?) Banana, strawberry, mango, lemon or orange, no matter what fruity flavour you choose from the n...

Pictured: Amy Pond - Yesterday. The Doctor Who and Amy (who doesn't even bother to get out of her pyjamas like a working class person) a...